Never let it be said that I am a man without ambitions!  My friends - MY FRIENDS - I have just now today settled on a 'Lifetime Goal' (this is the goal that one must have accomplished to have 'won' at 'life'.)

 

ANYWAY - my life's goal is to have people say the following after I have passed away from this earth (but too soon, eh? Much too soon..toooo soooon....sorry, back to the point): "He was a man who used some powerful language'

 

THIS IS THE GOAL, really for all men, although many...

Continue reading ...

The finest work compiled over the course of the last five years must assuredly be the compositions of the FDP writing team. 

This crack block of hard-nosed investigative reporters will stop at nothing to find the news, write flowery prose about the news, and deliver the news to your eDoorstep.

The price you pay?  Nothing.  THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE JETSONS FUTURE (the best of all possible futures).

Enjoy this bit of wisdom:

Is more very good pay equal more money? The future will be five stops. Y...

Continue reading ...

Are we all (and by we, I mean the entire United States of America) ok with the fact that DragonForce is vastly superior to nearly everything available on the market?  If we could make a DragonForce/Tom Waits concert happen, how much would you pay?  One thousand per ticket?  Ten thousand?  No price can be put upon this vision of heaven, you say?
Continue reading ...

Let's start off by reviewing some key facts, courtesy of The Economist's (trademark sign) "Pocket World in Figures 2009 Edition".  By the way The Economist and Entertainment Weekly are the official magazines of FDP.  The official websites you ask?  asofterworld.com and mnftiu.cc.  The official soft drinks?  Canada Dry brand Ginger Ale, and IBC Root Beer. And Dr. Pepper.
Continue reading ...