One of the things one is often told about writing is that one should limit the amount of 

curse-words one uses, or if possible, eliminate them entirely.  This is cunt-shitting bullshit.  I can scientifically prove this (USING SCIENCE) by taking a piece of writing that is expressly designed to be effective without using curse-words, and make it immeasurably better by the judicious addition of a few 'fucks', 'shits', and 'piss-artist's.

The book I refer to, of course, is The Best of Good Clean Jo...