Browsing Archive: January, 2010
Posted by bobkerolls on Friday, January 29, 2010,
It was bound to happen sooner or later...some hopped-up drunk of an editor published something of mine in a print publication...the link can be found
here, the article on page 25...all of our once proud institutions are being degraded.
If by chance, you find yourself coming to this site by chance from that article, welcome!, and enjoy the new daily update status...ignore the strange feeling of vertigo about reading a post referencing you back to your original reference point...can't be helped...
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Posted by bobkerolls on Wednesday, January 27, 2010,
In an effort to provide you, the Public, with more value for your dollar, FreeDonkeyPoster.com will move now to a daily schedule...that is correct - new content EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
Now, writing for me is a laborious process, and since I am busy -you know with my heavy tea-drinking and day-dreaming schedule, some of the posts on this site will be filler...but you should love it no less.
Think of these posts as one of your children - the one you secretly like less than the others, but you would ne... Continue reading ...
Posted by bobkerolls on Saturday, January 23, 2010,
It is part and parcel of working for a prestigious publication such as FDP, that our writers are called upon, on certain occasions, to speak to large groups of people, whether in the form of graduating seniors, political supporters, or grand juries.
Recently, our top writer, bobkerolls, was asked back to his alma mater to give the commencement address. We here at freedonkeyposter.com are honoured to provide you the public with a transcription of his speech.
Good morning! Thank you Devry cl...
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Posted by bobkerolls on Friday, January 15, 2010,
My sister just had a baby (her first), so in honour of that occasion, here is the text message conversation between me and my sister the night before the baby was born (all true, and I have the messages still on my phone for proof):Me: Are you nervous for tomorrow?Sister: no big deal. Yes i am nervous for tomorrow. [a friend] bought me an Mp3 Player so i need to find soothing music and pod castSister: [same friend] has been learning the adobe Flash Program to make apps. He also bought Mate... Continue reading ...
Posted by bobkerolls on Friday, January 8, 2010,
It dawns on us here at FDP HQ that many of our readers are complete losers (don't look around the room, we're talking to you), and so may be in need of some relationship-advice services. And since the service industry is going absolutely B-A-N-A-N-A-S right now, this seems like a profitable venture for the ol' Eff Dee Pee.
So with that introduction, please allow one of our most esteemed writers, bobkerolls, to take the e-floor.
Thank you. Many of you reading this are asking, "But bobkerolls, ... Continue reading ...
Posted by bobkerolls on Tuesday, January 5, 2010,
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: I have saved you the trouble of hiring an expensive (and talented) writing team, by preparing THE MOVIE VERSION OF THIS SITE.
Prepare your chair for the pants-shitting excitement (that's what you guys do when you get excited, right? Don't tell me I'm alone in this, Hollywood) of Free Donkey Poster: The Movie: Rise of the Predator: The Movie. This can be shortened to Ghost 2 if you want to make money. Whatever, it's your choice, Hollywood, I'm not here to tell you how to... Continue reading ...
