So look, I just got back from central Florida, and the radio waves there are filled with the sort of disposable hip-hop that one would normally avoid (because listening to too much will give you ear syphillis). That is the only reason why I've heard the song I've picked today.
You know what, why am I making excuses for you (two) people? Bunch a damn haters, man. Anyway, I present for your listening displeasure Say Aah by Trey Songz (featuring Fabolous) [note to my computer: sorry spell checker, we have to leave this one].
I think the material for an entire dissertation on strange lyrics is in here ("we don't buy no drinks at the bar": really? You buy from a waitress? How exotic!), but the particular line I would like to focus happens around 2:16 into the song:
I make ya say ahh jus' like I'm ya docta all I prescribe is cranberry and vodka
I feel like a lot of people probably jumped on Fabolous [listen spell checker, we'll get them next time] for this, but I'm not joining in, because we don't really know what Fabolous' patient's ailment is. Vodka could be used as an emergency disinfectant, and cranberries? Well those magical superfruits could be used in any number of ways, including preventing tooth decay or as a ward against kidney stones. Just their immune system boosting qualities alone give Fabolous an excellent reason for his prescription, so let's all rethink our earlier misconceptions, eh?
Anyway, more information can be found on these wonderful epigynous berries here, here, and here.
Oh, and one final note for Mr.Ulous - to be precise, I believe it was D. Brown who blamed it on the 'liquor', Jamie Foxx actually blamed it on the 'al-al-al-alcohol'. DONT BE HATIN'
