Browsing Archive: March, 2010

Fezzik: The Adventure Begins

Posted by bobkerolls on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, In : rewritten movie dialogue 
The Scene: The Princess Bride, right at the very end.  Wesley, Buttercup, and Inigo have just tied up Count Humperdink (SPOILER ALERT) and are now summoned to the window by the voice of Fezzik (Andre the Giant),

:Fezzik: Inigo! Inigo! Where are you? Oh, there you are.
            Inigo, I saw the prince's stable, and there they
            were, four white horses. And I thought, there are
            four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello, lady!
            So I took them with me, in case ...

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Today Was a Mediocre Day

Posted by bobkerolls on Tuesday, March 30, 2010,
People often ask me "How was your day?", to which I reply "Shitty.", or "Mediocre.", or "Get to the point, you old fucker." (if it's my mom).

What I never do is tell them I had a good day.  That is because when I was a teenager, I thankfully had a good day defined for me by the poet O'Shea Jackson, better known by his nom de plume Ice Cube.

To make sure that I accurately describe my day in these instances, I keep a running diary, then fill out a homemade checklist in the evening.  Depending on ...
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Tales from seat 15A

Posted by bobkerolls on Friday, March 12, 2010,
So one of the in-flight magazines, I forget which one, had a regular feature called "Tales from seat x" (or some such shit), which would be a short story written by someone else each issue that would take place on a plane, and the entire plot would happen during the flight.  The only one I remember was about a guy who befriends a woman, she eventually makes a pass at him, and then he reveals that he is actually the brother of her fiancĂ© and this was all a trick to test her faithfulness THE E...

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The time I did ALL the drugs

Posted by bobkerolls on Thursday, March 11, 2010,
Between shifts of sending out free donkey posters to the lucky inhabitants of this planet, we here at FDP sub-headquarters (East Coast) occasionally take drugs.  It was during one of these monotonous drug-binges that we asked bobkerolls, our senior street correspondent, to provide a one or two sentence description of each drug he had consumed.  This is purely for recreational and educational purposes so that the children, convicted Mormons, and other non-drug users will understand the drug-us...
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