The Scene: The Princess Bride, right at the very end.  Wesley, Buttercup, and Inigo have just tied up Count Humperdink (SPOILER ALERT) and are now summoned to the window by the voice of Fezzik (Andre the Giant),

:Fezzik: Inigo! Inigo! Where are you? Oh, there you are.
            Inigo, I saw the prince's stable, and there they
            were, four white horses. And I thought, there are
            four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello, lady!
            So I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into
            each other. I guess we just did.

Inigo:      Fezzik, you did something right

Ok, let's stop right there.  WHAT?  When was it ever established in this movie that Fezzik is a perennial fuck-up? Hmmm...let's see: he outraces his ship to the Cliffs of Insanity and at Vezzini's urging he outclimbs Wesley.  He is then bested by Wesley, as everyone was, although at least he had the opportunity to kill him, a boast the others could not make.  He then obtains gainful employment on the brute squad, singlehandedly brings Inigo back from ruin, finagles himself a holocaust cloak, is lit on fucking fire, grabs the portcullis in time, gets the gate key, and knocks down the door allowing Inigo to kill Count Rogan (so, uh, this whole paragraph was kind of a huge spoiler.  So if you haven't seen the movie, go now and take a metric assload of drugs which will hopefully fuck your memory up bad enough to make you forget everything you've just read NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN).

So what are Fezzik's mistakes?  Killing the albino...and...being unemployed, at some point...in Greenland.

There is no character in this movie that fucked up less than Fezzik (Wesley makes the biggest mistake of anyone by being captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts, and by being attracted to Robin Wright - that's just nasty).

So, to honor Andre the Giant's memory, I have retconned/rebooted/reimagined/completely made-the-fuck-up some new dialogue for this part.

The Rules: When you are watching The Princess Bride, watch normally up until this point.  Then mute the movie and say the new lines (at the bottom) with your friends.  Assign parts ahead of time to preserve the continuity and flow of the movie.  Also, since my lines are significantly longer than the original, you will need to talk like the Micro Machines guy.  Practice first.  In front of a mirror.  Naked.  Go ahead and rub your chest a little...ooh..that feels good, doesn't it?

ANYWAY, the repurposed dialogue. 

Inigo:      Fezzik, you did something right

 Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head. I finally did something right?
Fuck you, cocksucker, try not being a drunk all the fucking time and you might notice
I've saved your ass, ALL YOUR ASSES, about a gabillion thousand fucking times.
So fuck all your noise, how about I take these fucking horses back, and you can
work on your sheath impersonation about 50 times in a row when those soldiers come
busting in that door. Feel free to throw the chick down though, I don't want future
Sean Penn getting mad at me.