Between shifts of sending out free donkey posters to the lucky inhabitants of this planet, we here at FDP sub-headquarters (East Coast) occasionally take drugs.  It was during one of these monotonous drug-binges that we asked bobkerolls, our senior street correspondent, to provide a one or two sentence description of each drug he had consumed.  This is purely for recreational and educational purposes so that the children, convicted Mormons, and other non-drug users will understand the drug-us...
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By 11 PM we had divested ourselves of the clucking nightmare that is thirty drunk Worcester girls.  Sent back to their party bus by impatient bouncers explaining that their drunk was too drunk, we could still hear their shrill, accented curses echoing off the walls of the Alley.

The brief but cold wait in line helped reset overclocked nerves, and I was soon ordering a Stella in the Liquor Store's airlock lobby, an artificial and necessary calm before the storm.  A Stella because the Liquor Sto...
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Often times when I go into public restrooms, I find that someone has left behind some Jesus-themed literature (this happens more often in the South than in the Northeast, AND THUS THE CIRCLE OF STEREOTYPES CONTINUES).  I usually flip through it to see if it's one I already have, and if it's not, I pocket it for later perusal.

So far, I have not given over my life to ALL POWERFUL JESUS, despite these pamphlet's various ways of enticing me into His Warm and Terrifying Embrace.   Some use badly d...

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Look - have you tried writing every day?  Shit is hard BELIEVE THAT.  Well, maybe not for you, aggressive reader...not for you.

ANYWAY, I am still considering this Wednesday's post, even if it is technically Thursday - the internet was down, so I couldn't post (for those of you that, like me, are pricks about usage rules, I am preemptively defending my capitalization choice here.  Since I am referring to 'internet' as 'internet service', it remains uncapitalized.  If the entire worldwide conne...
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Continuing on our recent theme...

So look, I just got back from central Florida, and the radio waves there are filled with the sort of disposable hip-hop that one would normally avoid (because listening to too much will give you ear syphillis).  That is the only reason why I've heard the song I've picked today. 

You know what, why am I making excuses for you (two) people?  Bunch a damn haters, man.  Anyway, I present for your listening displeasure Say Aah by Trey Songz (featuring Fabolous)  [n...
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Continuing on from last week's post, we shall now examine a point of interest that I have been pondering for some time:  what exactly, is Sean Paul's temperature that he references his (aptly named) song Temperature?

 

 (note: I had to use this video for copyright reasons, but the official video has infinitely more boobies) 

 The most telling lyric from this song is first heard at the :21 mark "I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm".  From this lyric, we can begin to extract...
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