Y'all need to stop.  and wiggle with it - USF just crushed Harvard 2-1 in collegiate soccer (football for all you fake-Americans overseas).  Let's all stop and ponder on that for awhile - USF beats Harvard (first ever meeting between the schools).  Now, obviously they are the academic champ.  On the other hand, USF has a more well-rounded program - although their English, Business, Psychology, and Political Science programs trump USF's, we probably have a better Engineering, Communications, and TV/VCR Repair curriculum.  

 

The point is!  My friends.  That we (USF) are the better school, both athletically (in case you had not noticed, USF has a superior football, SOCCER, baseball, track, golf, and everythingthefuckelse team.

 

ALSO ALSO I have it from the highest power (my own), that our Surf Team (ahem - founding member here) would smoke theirs like the Christmas Blunt.

 

ALSO ALSO ALSO - USF has way "doper" colours than Harvard, which are only some gold dye from being....boston college (weak sauce).

 

ANYWAY - what I am driving at this evening, before you nod off for bed - is that USF basically rocks out with its collective socks out, whilst Harvard skates by on an overinflated reputation and an absolutely shitty soccer team.

 

Hats off to you jackoffs on the Harvard soccer team - sorry you weren't smart enough for Oxford, or good at sports enough for USF.  Better luck next time????