Partners with Capt. Class Action Suit, possibly.
I received one of THOSE emails recently:
Best regards!
This mail may be a surprise to you because you did not give me the permission to do so and neither do you know me but before I tell you about myself I want you to please forgive me for sending this mail without your permission. I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the will of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly. I need an honest and trust worthy person like you to entrust this huge transfer project unto.
Now I'm not going to sit here and ridicule this poor fucker's English, or make fun of the ludicrous claims contained within this email. Nor will turn this into a discussion on 419 scams, as that is old news. In fact, at this point, if anyone falls for this type of stupidity anymore, than they deserve what they get: they are either greedy, stupid, or elderly - three groups of people that get no support from me (in fact, I would say that I am Officially at War with these people.)
What I would like to do is point out this man's (I'm assuming) email address. Brohammer27. For someone who doesn't seem to quite understand the language, he does understand how to make the awesomest alias on the Internet. I can't believe this hasn't already been taken. One can only assume that anyone nutsy enought to style themselves as brohammer must have taken this name by force.
Luckily for you, using my prodigous powers of Name:Appearance Reconstruction (you might say I am the world's foremost expert on this. You might say that, along with any number of things, in fact), I have sketched a perfect recreation of what Brohammer must look like:
No one is safe.
In related news, my brain's thirteenth birthday is tomorrow.
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Best regards!
This mail may be a surprise to you because you did not give me the permission to do so and neither do you know me but before I tell you about myself I want you to please forgive me for sending this mail without your permission. I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the will of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly. I need an honest and trust worthy person like you to entrust this huge transfer project unto.
Now I'm not going to sit here and ridicule this poor fucker's English, or make fun of the ludicrous claims contained within this email. Nor will turn this into a discussion on 419 scams, as that is old news. In fact, at this point, if anyone falls for this type of stupidity anymore, than they deserve what they get: they are either greedy, stupid, or elderly - three groups of people that get no support from me (in fact, I would say that I am Officially at War with these people.)
What I would like to do is point out this man's (I'm assuming) email address. Brohammer27. For someone who doesn't seem to quite understand the language, he does understand how to make the awesomest alias on the Internet. I can't believe this hasn't already been taken. One can only assume that anyone nutsy enought to style themselves as brohammer must have taken this name by force.
Luckily for you, using my prodigous powers of Name:Appearance Reconstruction (you might say I am the world's foremost expert on this. You might say that, along with any number of things, in fact), I have sketched a perfect recreation of what Brohammer must look like:
No one is safe.
In related news, my brain's thirteenth birthday is tomorrow.
Posted by bobkerolls
